What up, I'm Jake. Super fly. I'm not like every other guy. I'm honest, trustworthy, a little charming, a little ignorant, outgoing, athletic, and a nerd. Ask me anything, I'm open minded. HMU. :)
A Girl I know.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I’m late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I’m pregnant?
(Source: myphil0sophy)
How I respond:
(Source: babyjstatus, via thefunniestpost)